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Apr. 3rd, 2007 | 03:49 pm
posted by: daemondarker in antiuweboll

I'm here to advertize a roleplaying community that I'm trying to get started. The RP is loosely based off the story line of the Castlevania video game series and history's Vlad Tepes. There are a lot of unique character positions available as well as character classes. We're open to original characters and we accept Role players of all skill levels. If you enjoy RPing historical battles, lobbying and scheming for power or dark fantasy, you'll feel at home here.

Oh, and I want to seriously kick seven shades of crap out of Uwe Boll's ass for fucking up Alone in the Dark; and that one wasn't as much of a log sized turd as House of the Dead was. I nearly died laughing when Terra Reid told him to go to hell, when he asked her to do a nude scene. Haha Uwe Boll, you fucking jerkface.

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What the Fucking Hell, Boll

Jun. 12th, 2006 | 07:54 pm
mood: irritatedirritated
posted by: rhythmellon in antiuweboll

http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=24707327&sid=6152650

So there u have He said he wants to fight Critics on his Postal movie. and Goddammit, He need to STFU and get the shit knock out of.


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Feb. 20th, 2006 | 02:23 pm
posted by: tacitsahuagin in antiuweboll

You're the man now, Uwe...

http://uwewtf.ytmnd.com
http://ubhfa.ytmnd.com
http://uwebollexplains.ytmnd.com
http://uwefarcry.ytmnd.com

And so on.. remember to use IE.

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Uwe has got punch in the face with worse againXD

Feb. 17th, 2006 | 11:37 pm
mood: optimisticoptimistic
posted by: rhythmellon in antiuweboll

If you read the New Issue of EGM: Electronic Gaming Monthly with the Kingdom Hearts 2 Preview. Uwe has got a award for the Crapatude Director. XD LOL.

HE should just give it up and Fucking Dissappear.

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Hi I am tony and

Feb. 12th, 2006 | 12:52 pm
mood: amusedamused
posted by: rhythmellon in antiuweboll

Uwe Boll can suck weaksauce.

Plus my one of my entries has some that we all will love to hate him with.


He's getting a Razzie this year. XD

What a suck-up and a load of dierrha.

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On hookers.....

Jan. 29th, 2006 | 01:10 am
posted by: dissocialsinic in antiuweboll

I had to share it. Prolly getting tired of my Boll wikipedia references, but I had to share this. Boll had received harsh criticism for not only his movies but his "actors" as well. He actually hired Hungarian prostitutes to use in Bloodrayne.

"They were better than actors. We looked for local Romanian actresses, but there they are all from the theater and act very broadly. For 150 euros a piece the whores would be naked and do as they were told. It was better.” - Uwe Boll (In a Interview for Bloodrayne: The Movie talking about why he chose to use prostitutes instead of actual actresses).

 

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Bad news

Jan. 29th, 2006 | 01:04 am
posted by: dissocialsinic in antiuweboll

No joy in Mudville, fans.

Yeah, I thought his reign of terror would end when the new German tax law went into effect. Well, turns out that might not be true. Read on, lads. 

Read in Boll's wikipedia entry: "It is not known if this will have any effect on Boll's funding as the new laws only seek to punish investors who are abusing the law for tax purposes; Boll's activities appear to be well within the legitimate usage of the tax shelter."

How is this so? I don't know. I don't have the will to even interpret.

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Oh, god why??????

Jan. 29th, 2006 | 01:03 am
posted by: dissocialsinic in antiuweboll

 Cinematech. They had a little montage on Uwe Boll. They made fun of him and had the gross and budget on each of his films. Kind of funny. They showed: House of the Dead game clips (Budget: 7,000,000 Gross: 5,000,000), Alone in the Dark game clips (Budget: 20,000,000 Gross: 3,000,000), and Bloodrayne clips (Budget: 25,000,000 Gross: not sure).


They even showed clips from games that he planned to make movies from. This includes: Dungeon Siege (now in post-production), PostalFar Cry, and *sigh* Fear Effect. I really don't know how he chugs on. Fuck.


 


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BloodRayne bullshit

Jan. 14th, 2006 | 02:51 am
posted by: dissocialsinic in antiuweboll

So BloodRayne is out kiddies. I have heard the same old shit. It sucked.

However, I also heard that Kristianna Loken is involved in a borderline porn scene.

One of my sources told me he watched with interest as it began and then found himself witnessing it on the screen 3 minutes later (at least). Now, this by itself may not seem remarkable, but most movies don't have love scens that last more than a few seconds (minute tops). There's always a fade just before the business is done. Not this time. It lasts.

I mean I doubt it's stunning. But, I'd sneak into BloodRayne to see Kristianna Loken* almost nude. I would not ever, ever, ever, pay for a Uwe Boll movie though. Under any circumstances. I don't care if Kristianna Loken comes out of the screen and services me.


* *Sigh* Mortal Kombat the series. I loved her since then. That show was a haven for hot chicks. I'd buy it on dvd if it ever came about.

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Dec. 15th, 2005 | 03:41 am
posted by: dissocialsinic in antiuweboll

Man, this community is starting to make my penis soft.

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